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The Mayor's invitation to Garage Logic.

On behalf of the citizens of Garage Logic, Minnesota (we're the fastest growing city in Minnesota), I'd like to invite you to visit us. Hi. I'm Joe Soucheray, Mayor of Garage Logic. Actually, the only mayor G.L. has ever had (although that rapscallion, Patrick Reusse made an unsuccessful bid to unseat me in the last election).

Garage Logic is the seat of Gumption County, down the road from Diversityville, but not as far as Liberal Lakes. It's a place where common sense prevails, the 2-car garage is revered and cigar smoking is allowed (and lawyers aren't).

When you visit G.L., you'll be greeted with the melodic harmonies of power tools at work and the sweet, aromatic blend of cigars and motor oil. For recreation, you can tee it up on Creature Path(TM) golf course, go fishing in Spoon Lake, or catch a Fighting Stogies game at the University of Garage Logic (where you can also enroll in a course on personal responsibility).

I could go on and on, but a new shipment of Titanium Moly Bolts just came in at The Knack hardware store and I gotta run over and check 'em out. Stop by for a visit. If the guiding principles of Garage Logic appeal to you - and they will - you may want to tie the lawn mower on the back of your Harley and take up permanent residence.

Welcome Garage Logicians,
Joe Soucheray
Joe Soucheray
Mayor, Garage Logic USA



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5.9.08

2 p.m. Joe explains a couple of the Garage Logic Theories especially the 50-50-90 rule and the Common Surface Savings and Loan. And today's school suspension as Joe tries to figure out why it's a major news story.

3 p.m. The Scrambler sneeks in as a "Principal" and a story out of Norwalk, which makes Joe call for a major league Ray of Hope.

4 p.m. Joe lets us in on a little secret to his past on sunburns that started with a certain article. A new gas tax for cows in Estonia and we go live to Estonia to hear the cows. 



5.7.08

2 p.m. Joe has his seismologist cap on as he delivers Garage Logic's nature eye on the cup news. And our tax dollars at work in the legislature for raising the minimum wage and Joe has a major link. 

3 p.m. One of the biggest scams in the state of Minnesota and as Joe says it's never enough. And a new segment for the University of Garage Logic School of Unintended Consequences.

4 p.m. Joe runs the numbers to save a little dough every month. A deep mystery for Garage Logic's own Lake Detective that just might make him a rich man if he can solve it.



5.6.08

2 p.m. Joe has a few questions regarding the large rubber duck at the state capitol and a bill (no pun intended) that would phase out chemical phthalates from products designed for kids age three and under.

3 p.m.  It only took him 15 years to do it, but Joe explains the Garage Logic school of thought.

4 p.m. The ultimate great american road trip 48 states in 5 days and Joe plays "radio" as he calls the guys to see how their trip is going and when they'll be arriving in Minnesota.



5.5.08

2 p.m. Joe explains why the 48-hour rule is ethical five years later. And a link to newspapers and gas stations on product and advertising.

3 p.m. A city newsletter makes Joe question the microcosm of the state in going "green".

4 p.m. What your body language says about you and Joe and Rookie try it out.

5 p.m. PETA proposes a memorial for the cows in the old stockyard in South St.Paul and Joe has just a few thoughts on it.

 

 



5.2.08

2 p.m. A Samer Theory review which started with a guy on Sanibel Island who figured out a way to use radio waves and water for fuel.

3 p.m. Joe reveals why he doesn't like cell phones relating to a story in Hudson, Wisconsin.

 



5.1.08

2 p.m. Joe has a new theory on earthquakes as he is GL's official seismologist and a decline in new car sales in MN which makes Joe question the statistics.

3 p.m. The top ten most endangered historic places in MN as Joe loses faith in the Preservation Alliance of MN after the incident with the DeLaSalle football field.

4 p.m. A new children's book on how to handle "Mommy's Plastic Surgery" and Joe and Rookie come up with their own advice as well.



4.30.08

3 p.m. Joe adds another title to his long list of duties in the town of Garage Logic and we finally learn what caused the mysterious lights in Maryland. 

4 p.m. What could mazda cars, environmentalism, lawyers, and insurance rates have in common? Joe finds it with a quadruple link which all started with a Wall Street Journal piece.




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