We talked on the show recently about how Halloween has became an adult holiday. It's not that adults hijacked it, we've just decided to share it. I don't know what Kristina and I are gonna do for the holiday yet, but I have been kicking around costume ideas for this year. You will notice most of them are simple. Here's what I'm thinking:

A candidate for Governor- This simply requires some paperwork and a filing fee. You don't need a costume, you can be a real candidate for Governor.

Michael Jackson- You can simply use the thriller video as a reference.

A Minneapolis Parking Space- Most printers accept 3x5 cards. If you Google Image Search "bike signs" you will get a bunch of funny and confusing sign images. Print them on the cards, cut them out and attach to a shirt.

Letterman and Ass-ociate- This one is great for couples. For him, a David Letterman face mask. For her, anything, the sexier the better.

Brett Favre- All you need is a Number 4 jersey and a waffle iron. It doesn't matter what jersey you choose, it's funny either way.

Where the Wild Things Are- How hard can it be to sew pointy ears on pajamas? Wear a cardboard Burger King crown and you've got it made. Remember to keep it PG.

Target Field- Cut a head hole in the center of a strip of sod. Let it drape across your front and backside.

H1N1- Pig nose and angel wings. Get it? Swine flu. Not laughing? I understand.

Balloon Boy- This should be as easy as tricking a Colorado Sheriff. Use an emergency blanket shaped with duct tape and scissors. Fill it with helium balloons (for buoyancy) and attach a string to each side and voila, you are balloon boy. You want to walk around with a puke bucket in your other hand, just in case someone asks to to tell the truth.

Phil Cuzzi- Remember him? Worst. Umpire. Ever. He looks a lot like Robert De Niro. Get the mask, get a MLB umpire t-shirt, and finally, get some thick glasses.

Any suggestions? E-mail me: prebil@am1500.com